One of my fellow BoB pilots, who shall henceforth be known as 'Constipated From DICE' a.k.a. CFD apparently prints off my blog to read when he is taking a shit.
So as I haven't blogged for a couple of months CFD hasn't taken a shit for a couple of months either.
Therefore this little blog entry should be considered medicinal in nature as it is intended purely to provide CFD with a couple of moments material until his bowels relax and let go. It must be awfully embarrassing when you have to tell the doctor that you can't shit because your mate from an internet spaceship game isn't writing pages of drivel to occupy your mind whilst you're sat on the throne dropping the kids off at the pool (to use a popular and most amusing analogy for pooping).
I hope you enjoy your poop CFD and that you can finally set both your doctor and your shrink's minds at rest regarding your mysterious case of constipation.