6 June 2007

Lost My Muse.... However....

One of my fellow BoB pilots, who shall henceforth be known as 'Constipated From DICE' a.k.a. CFD apparently prints off my blog to read when he is taking a shit.

So as I haven't blogged for a couple of months CFD hasn't taken a shit for a couple of months either.

Therefore this little blog entry should be considered medicinal in nature as it is intended purely to provide CFD with a couple of moments material until his bowels relax and let go. It must be awfully embarrassing when you have to tell the doctor that you can't shit because your mate from an internet spaceship game isn't writing pages of drivel to occupy your mind whilst you're sat on the throne dropping the kids off at the pool (to use a popular and most amusing analogy for pooping).

I hope you enjoy your poop CFD and that you can finally set both your doctor and your shrink's minds at rest regarding your mysterious case of constipation.

:D

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

thank god!
much appreciated m8!

<3

Feterous said...

Nice of you to look after your alliance m8s. On a similer note, I hope to see more blogs from you again soon.

felicia stone said...

I'd leave a comment but I think I need to go to the loo!

:p

Hamalicious said...

lol

Hope to see more blogs from you soon blacklight, there always a good bowel moving read.

Anonymous said...

You are a bad bastard lolol

Anonymous said...

lol, yeah make with the blogs blacklight :D think of the bowels!!

Dashhammer said...

WB!

Anonymous said...

we missed u at BBQ BL

Anonymous said...

Does he just read them or also when he runs out of Loo Roll?
Had to ask :-)..


Hows life without eve BL??
Better for it?

Firelord

Anonymous said...

So how does it feel to know that you left the game with a bad reputation and a strong loathing from a very large part of the game? How does it feel to know that you will always be known as a wanker that had to resort to cheap methods to win?

You can run and whine and bitch and moan, but you will always be rememberd as a cock who took it up the ass by Mollie himself so that you all could circle jerk as the best that E-O had ever seen.

Nice legacy.

Blacklight said...

"So how does it feel to know that you left the game with a bad reputation and a strong loathing from a very large part of the game? How does it feel to know that you will always be known as a wanker that had to resort to cheap methods to win?

You can run and whine and bitch and moan, but you will always be rememberd as a cock who took it up the ass by Mollie himself so that you all could circle jerk as the best that E-O had ever seen.

Nice legacy."

I just played a game for five years and pretty much enjoyed every minute of it. Leaving a legacy in a computer game wasn't really the point.

If people such as yourself have some long lasting bitterness about it, to the point where you feel you need to come on here and leave anonymous comments to vent that bitterness, well thats your problem and your perogative.

I don't hate any of my old enemies in the game, nor do I hold any lasting grudges over things that happened in a virtual universe. It was all in good fun and yes all of it was in good fun, even playing the bad guy and being quite mean about it in game, still all just good fun.

You and your "very large part of the game" can view me and my actions in Eve over the last five years however you like, I don't know you and I don't play the game anymore. I have some really good mates that I met playing Eve and I'm far more concerned about their opinion when I meet them for a beer than some random anonymous flamer.

Thanks for coming and posting though. Good luck in Eve and do try remember it's just a game!

Anonymous said...

if its "just a game" why the hell did BoB need to cheat to win then ? Because it's "just a game" ?

Suuuuuuuuure.

On a brighter note, I like you BL, good luck in whatever you do. Wise decision to distance yourself from the cheaters.

Neil said...

I'm so angry about Band of Brothers I just had to post.

*nerdrage*